APPARENTLY if you accidentally freeze a can of sprite due to uneven cooling in the back of the fridge, then (1) it expands into this cool difficult-to-use shape! and (2) all the water content freezes before the syrup content so if you try to drink it you basically get CARBONATED SYRUP at first and then slowly, as it melts, water.
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